Crazy Funny Quotes
“Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”~ James Thurber
“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”~ Andy Rooney
“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”~ A. A. Milne
“People kept saying ‘Go Corona’ and it went to other countries to spread across the globe.” ~ Invajy
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”~ Alan Dundes
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” ~ Abraham Lincoln
“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”~ Eleanor Roosevelt
“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. ”~ Albert Einstein
“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” ~ Caroline Rhe
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” ~ Casey Stengel