Monday, July 24, 2023

Crazy Funny Quotes

 

Crazy Funny Quotes

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.”~ James Thurber

Funny Quotes

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”~ Andy Rooney

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“People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day.”~ A. A. Milne

Sarcastic Quotes

“People kept saying ‘Go Corona’ and it went to other countries to spread across the globe.” ~ Invajy

Sarcastic Quotes

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”~ Alan Dundes

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“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.” ~ Abraham Lincoln

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“A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.”~ Eleanor Roosevelt

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“Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed. ”~ Albert Einstein

“My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.” ~ Caroline Rhe


“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.” ~ Casey Stengel

More Funny Quotes


“At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.” ~ Ann Landers


“Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’” ~ Anonymous


“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” ~ Dorothy Parker


“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” ~ W.C. Fields


“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her.” ~ Rodney Dangerfield


“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.” ~ Ashleigh Brilliant


“Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.” ~ Benjamin Franklin


“Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?” ~ Benny Hill


“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind.” ~ Bernard Baruch


“Life is hard; it’s harder if you’re stupid.” ~ John Wayne

Source : https://www.invajy.com/funny-quotes-sayings/

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